“In Seattle you haven’t had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it’s running.”  ~Jeff Bezos

“Just around the corner in every woman’s mind - is a lovely dress, a wonderful suit, or entire costume which will make an enchanting new creature of her.” ~Wilhela Cushman

“Only an Aunt can give hugs like a mother, can keep secrets like a sister, and share love like a friend.”
~ Spanish Proverb

“Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the Democrats believe every day is April 15.” ~ Ronald Reagan

“The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.” ~ Will Rogers

“I would rather feel compassion than know the meaning of it.” ~ Thomas Aquinas

“To achieve excellence should be a struggle.” - Charleston Mayor Joseph Riley

“Sweat is the cologne of accomplishment.” ~ Heywood Broun, American journalist, novelist

“My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.” ~ Phyllis Diller

“Who decides when the applause should die down? It seems like it’s a group decision; everyone begins to say to themselves at the same time, “Well, okay, that’s enough of that.”” ~ George Carlin